Bahot Dard Hota He Jab Teacher Bolte He Mujse Ki,
Tumhare Aur Tumhare Aagewala Ka Answer Ek He Tha.

Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati He, Tho Saale Savaal Bhi To Ek Hi Tha..

Suhagraat Pe Pati – Kaisa Lagta He Meri Jaan?
Wife : Aacha Nahi Lagta.
Husband : Kyu?
Wife : Aaj Tak GSM Thi Koi Bhi Sim Chal Jaata Tha,
Par Ab CDMA Ho Gayi To Sirf Ek Sim Se Chalana Padega.

Wife : Aapne Kabhi Socha Ke Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Ke Saath Hota To Kya Hota?
Hasband : Maine Kabhi Kisi Ke Baare Me Bura Nahi Socha.

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Wife : Me Aapki Yaad Me 15 Din Se Aadhi Mar Gayi Hu,
Muje Lene Kab Aaoge?
Husband : 15 Din Ke Baad.

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Pati : Me Tumhare Saath Zindagi Me Kuch Bhi Share Kar Sakta Hu,
Patni : To Phir Chalo Tumhare Bank Account Se Start Karte He.

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Question : Wife Uske Maike Jaakar Roz Phone Kyu Karti He?
Answer : Kyu Ki Husband Ko Yaad Rahe Ke Musibat Abhi Tali Nahi Phir Aane Wali He.

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